Being A Rock Star Is Being A

I Live And Breathe And Do Four Times As Much Four Times As Fast As Anyone Else.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

I Would Just Like To Say That After All These Years Of Heavy Drinking, Bright Lights And Late Nights, I Still Don't Need Glasses. I Drink Right Out Of The Bottle.

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

You Want To Know If We're Animals? When I'm On Stage With The Volume Rippling My Body Like A Glass Of Water And Thousands Of People Are Generating Heat In My Direction, There's No Time For Thought. My Basement Facilities Take Over Completely. Sure It's Animal. People Might Like To Talk About Art, But Look Where Art Is, In The Gutter.