Being Charming Is My Hobby.

Not Into Older Guys, Huh?" Asked Adrian Once We Were Alone. "you're Imagining Things," I Said. "clearly, My Stunning Beauty Has Clouded Your Mind.

My Commentary's Hilarious, Not Witty.

Adrian Looked Away From Me And Down To Where My Hand Covered His. I Blushed And Pulled Away. “sorry” I’d Probably Freaked Him Out

I Think It’s More Like A Shirt That Says, ‘i’m Going To Have To End This Date Early So I Can Go Prepare My Power Point Presentation

I'd Seen Weirder Things Than A Haunted Shoe, But Not Many.