Being Funny Is A Gift, And, When

I Was 15 Years Old When I Was In This Band; We Were Called Stag. We Used To Wear Spandex Pants And No Underwear - We Looked Like Marbles Smugglers.

I Only Like Sports That Bond Villains Played.

The Idea Of Having Australians Upset At Me Is Just Awful.

Welcome Back, My Cheeky Wee Monkeys.

There Is No Thanksgiving Back In The Old Country Where I Come From. You Know Why? Because Being Thankful Is A Sin.