Being Humble Matters.

I'm A Buffalo Wing Magnet, A Sandwich Fanatic, A Cheesesteak Guy. But I'll Only Get A Cheesesteak In Philadelphia. No One Else Does It Right.

I've Pushed Several Women In Front Of Violent Situations. My Rule Is Save Myself First.

The Original 'about Last Night' Was Phenomenal.

If You're My Bestfriend I Shouldn't Have To Ask You To Lie For Me.

I Performed In A Bowling Alley Before While People Were Still Bowling. Cut The Check, And I Will Perform Anywhere.