Being In A Rock N' Roll Band

When I Was Between The Ages Of Five And Nine, The Soldiers Of The Second World War Wanted To Have Betty Grable, But I Wanted To Be Betty Grable. She Was The Epitome Of An Alluring Woman; She Had It All As Far As I Was Concerned.

I Don't Imagine My Parents Are Too Excited About My Kind Of Life. The Surrounding Weirdness Bothers Them. Still, I Think They're Pretty Good. Their Lives Are Based On What Their Friends Think, Just Like Ours Are.

I've Enjoyed The Accommodations Offered By Police Departments From Florida To Hawaii. Any Time I Saw A Badge, Something In Me Would Snap.

You Can Do Any Number Of Things In The Music Business Aside From Trying To Look Like You're 25. To Me It's Embarrassing.

Jim Morrison Was A Well-built Boy, Larger Than Average, And Young Enough To Maintain The Engorged Silent Connection Right Through The Residue Of Chemicals.