Being Neurotic Is Like Shooting Fish In

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

The Trouble With Women Is Men; The Trouble With Men, Men.

The First Two Days Of A Vacation Are Endless; Then It Flies.

The Neurotic Feels As Though Trapped In A Gas-filled Room Where At Any Moment Someone, Probably Himself, Will Strike A Match.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.