Being Offended Is A Natural Consequence Of

If I Lived In Another Country, Like A Country That Was, Say, An Enemy Of The United States, I Would Be More Amused Than I Am.

I Hate Money. It Is Boring And It Is Arithmetic. The Two Things I Hate The Most.

I Am A New Yorker. I Like New York. And I Like Cities. And It's Not My Desire To Make New York More Suburban. I Would Personally Just Like To Vet Each Person.

All Of Television's Appalling, But This Is Hardly A New Statement.

By The Time Everyone Catches Up With You, You're Bored.