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It's Spooky To Look At Yourself, Because You Are Never Quite What You Think You Are. And You Are Never As Good Looking As The Person You Are Acting With, Or Something Like That. So I Learned To Stay Away From It Because It Was Giving Me More Negative Feelings Than Positive Ones.

There Is One Thing I Would Break Up Over, And That Is If She Caught Me With Another Woman. I Won't Stand For That.

Working At The Magic Shop Really Gave Me A Sense Of Comedy Because It Was All Jokes.

Always Make Room For The Unexpected In Yourself.

... You're Nuts But You're Welcome Here.