Being Patted Is What It Is All

Cats Virtually Always Underestimate Human Intelligence Just As We, Perhaps, Underestimate Theirs.

A Cat Knows How To Be Comfortable, How To Get The People Around It To Serve It. In A Tranquil Domestic Situation, The Cat Is A Veritable Manipulative Genius. It Seeks The Soft, It Seeks The Warm, It Prefers The Quiet And It Loves To Be Full. It Displays, When It Gets Its Own Way In These Matters, A Degree Of Contentment We Would All Like To Emulate.

There Are Only Three Sins - Causing Pain, Causing Fear, And Causing Anguish. The Rest Is Window Dressing.

Anyone Who Has Owned Many Cats In Long Succession Can Define His Or Her Life As A Series Of Furry Episodes.

Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place In Museums; Others, We Take For Walks.