Being Right Too Soon Is Socially Unacceptable.

The Correct Way To Punctuate A Sentence That States: "of Course It Is None Of My Business, But -- " Is To Place A Period After The Word "but." Don't Use Excessive Force In Supplying Such A Moron With A Period. Cutting His Throat Is Only A Momentary Pleasure And Is Bound To Get You Talked About.

Time Is Your Total Capital, And The Minutes Of Your Life Are Painfully Few.

A Motion To Adjourn Is Always In Order.

Every Law That Was Ever Written Opened Up A New Way To Graft.

With Eternity To Draw On There Could Be No Reason For Hurrying - 'hurry' Was Not A Concept In Martian.