Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like,

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things.

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.

I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I Don't Want My Kids To Do The Same.

There Are No Unlockable Doors.

Everything That I Think Is Good Is Bad, And Everything That I Think Is Bad Is Good.