Believe In Your Dreams. If You Don't,

I Didn't Vote For [president Bush]. But I've Never Said Anything Bad About The Guy Because I Have Respect For The Office.

If People Have To Tell You How Successful They Are, They Really Aren't That Successful.

If You Wanted To Torture Me, You'd Tie Me Down And Force Me To Watch Our First Five Videos.

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

We're Always Looking For Something.