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I've Never Been A Fluffy Sort Of Woman.

Usually, When It's A Story About Three Women All Being Involved With The Same Man, It Ends In Some Eyeballs Being Scratched Out And Some Weaves Being Snatched Off.

Your Regrets Aren't What You Did, But What You Didn't Do. So I Take Every Opportunity.

I'm A Salty, Greasy Girl. I Give Every French Fry A Fair Chance. Could You Just Lay Some Lard In My Belly?

It's Cute When You Meet Young Boys And They're Bright Red And Breathing Like They've Run Up The Stairs, But They're Just Sitting Outside The Door. I've Had Phone Calls In The Middle Of The Night When I Stay At Hotels.