Better Do Nothing Than Do Ill.

All Men Possess In Their Bodies A Poison Which Acts Upon Serpents; And The Human Saliva, It Is Said, Makes Them Take To Flight, As Though They Had Been Touched With Boiling Water. The Same Substance, It Is Said, Destroys Them The Moment It Enters Their Throat.

There Is Alas No Law Against Incompetency; No Striking Example Is Made. They Learn By Our Bodily Jeopardy And Make Experiments Until The Death Of The Patients, And The Doctor Is The Only Person Not Punished For Murder.

Wine Takes Away Reason, Engenders Insanity, Leads To Thousands Of Crimes, And Imposes Such An Enormous Expense On Nations.

Simple Diet Is Best: For Many Dishes Bring Many Diseases, And Rich Sauces Are Worse Than Even Heaping Several Meats Upon Each Other.

The Best Plan Is To Profit By The Folly Of Others.