Better Laid Than Never.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.