Better Laid Than Never.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

I’m Never Without A Bandage.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.