Between Ron Paul And Rick Perry, I

But I've Often Said That If I Had – I Have Two Dogs – If I Had Two Retarded Children, I'd Be A Hero. And Yet The Dogs, Which Are Pretty Much The Same Thing. What? They're Sweet. They're Loving. They're Kind, But They Don't Mentally Advance At All. Dogs Are Like Retarded Children.

If We Were A Dog And God Owned Us, The Cops Would Come And Take Us Away.

I Just Don't Think A Lot Of Republicans Like It When Single Women Have Sex.

What Kind Of Tyrant Punishes Everyone Just To Get Back At The Few He's Mad At? I Mean, Besides Chris Christie.

The Only Thing I Hate Worse Than Prophecy Is Self-fulfilling Prophecy