Biography Is The Best Form Of History.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

The Best Condition In Life Is To Be Not So Rich As To Be Envied Nor So Poor As To Be Damned.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.