Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Even

I Get No Kick From Champagne. Mere Alcohol Doesn't Thrill Me At All. So, Tell Me Why Should It Be True, That I Get A Kick Out Of You?

Be Like The Bluebird Who Never Is Blue, For He Knows From His Upbringing What Singing Can Do

A College Education I Would Never Propose - A Bachelor's Degree Won't Even Keep You In Clothes

What Moments Divine , What Rapture Serene.

Don't Hit The Person Across From You With Bits Of Toast, And Don't, When Dinner Is Nearly Through, Say 'who's The Host' It Isn't Done.