Blame The Guy Who Doesn't Speak Engish.

The Man Who Acts The Least, Upbraids The Most.

My Life Is More To Me Than All The Wealth Of Ilius

I Was Working On A Flat Tax Proposal And Accidentally Proved There Was No God.

Why, You Could Wake Up Dead Tomorrow

Zeus It Seems Has Given Us From Youth To Old Age A Nice Ball Of Wool To Wind-nothing But Wars Upon Wars Until We Shall Perish Every One.