Bob Saget Is The Dirtiest Comic Who's

Don't Waste Too Much Time Wishing, Hoping, And Being Envious; It'll Make You Bugnutty.

You Have In Vegas The Most Heterogeneous Audience You're Gonna Get Anywhere In The Country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, You Know Who Goes To The Theater. In Vegas, You Have People Who Only See One Theater Show A Year, And It's In Vegas.

I've Never Had A Drink Of Alcohol Or Any Drug In My Life.

Part Of The Experience Of Being Entertained Is Sitting Back And Plugging Into Someone Else's Vision.

I Get Along So Much Better With Fundamentalist Christians Than I Do With Wishy-washy Liberals, Who Want Everyone To Get Along.