Boredom Makes Me Sleepy Or Restless.

Lies And Promises Are Necessary But Not Sufficient.

I Enjoy My Rights, But I Revel In My Privileges.

When You Can't Figure Out What To Do, It's Time For A Nap.

Malice Is Always Authentic And Sincere.

The Laughter Of The Aphorism Is Sometimes Triumphant, But Seldom Carefree.