Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me

I'm One Of The More Pessimistic Cats On The Planet. I Make Van Gogh Look Like A Rodeo Clown.

The Average American's Day Planner Has Fewer Holes In It Than Ray Charles's Dart Board.

Nervous? He's Tighter Than Pat Buchanan's Sphincter Muscle At A 4th Of July Soiree On Fire Island.

You Know There Is A Problem With The Education System When You Realize That Out Of The 3 R's Only One Begins With An R.

Dennis Kucinich's Politics Are More Scrambled Than Rod Steiger's Dream Journal.