Borrowing Has A Bad Name, But You

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

The Love Bird Is One Hundred Percent Faithful To His Mate-who Is Locked Into The Same Cage.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

Other Countries May Boast Of This And That, But Nobody Can Touch The United States For Poisonous Snakes. We Have About Twenty Species, Most Of Them Deadly, And Europe Has Only Five Or Six, None Of Them Much Good. We Have Fifteen Kinds Of Rattlesnakes Alone And Nobody Else Has Even One. [footnote: There Is A Species In Central And South America, But It Probably Came From Here.]

The Wren-box Problem Is Becoming More Acute Each Year, For Wrens Now Demand Better Housing Conditions And Labor-saving Devices.