Bouncing In The Club Where The Heat

If It Was Something That I Really Committed Myself To, I Don't Think There's Anything That Could Stop Me Becoming President Of The United States.

Boys Laugh At What They Put Girls Through - But They Won't Be Laughing When - They're Wiping Tears Off Their Daughters Face For The Same Reason.

If You're Absent During My Struggle, Don't Expect To Be Present During My Success.

A Human Being Having A Full Emotional Conversation With A Dog Is Funny, Innately. It's One Of Those Things Where You Get In A Scene And You Always Go For What Is The Best Joke, And A Talking Dog For Some Reason, Whatever He Says, Is Hilarious." (about His Role Wiht A Talking Dog In The Forthcoming Men In Black Sequel.

I've Always Been A Jokester. The Things I Got In Trouble For, When I Was Little, Was Always About Making A Joke Or Setting Up A Prank Or Being Silly When I Should Be Paying Attention.