Boxing Is A More Sophisticated Form Of

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

Children Should Be Taught To Question Everything . . . Everything They Read And Everything They Hear.

The Older I Got, The More Apparent It Became That My Mother Was Losing Control Over Me. She Fought Back Fiercely With Black Moods, Silent Treatments And Martyrdom. And, Of Course, All She Did Was Run My Ass Out Of The House Even Quicker. The Pressure Was Unbearable.

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The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.