Boy, Take My Advice, And Never Try

Evil Is The Chronic Malady Of The Universe, And Checked In One Place, Breaks Forth In Another.

I Have No Objection To Any Person's Religion, Be It What It May, So Long As That Person Does Not Kill Or Insult Any Other Person, Because That Other Person Don't Believe It Also. But When A Man's Religion Becomes Really Frantic; When It Is A Positive Torment To Him; And, In Fine, Makes This Earth Of Ours An Uncomfortable Inn To Lodge In; Then I Think It High Time To Take That Individual Aside And Argue The Point With Him.

The Only True Infidelity Is For A Live Man To Vote Himself Dead.

Toil Is Man's Allotment; Toil Of Brain, Or Toil Of Hands, Or A Grief That's More Than Either, The Grief And Sin Of Idleness.

There Is Nothing Namable But That Some Men Will, Or Undertake To, Do It For Pay.