Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.

Some Men Are Alive Simply Because It Is Against The Law To Kill Them.

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.