Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was Years And Years Ago. It Was Absolutely Amazing.

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.