Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.

I Am Very Quick To Judge.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.