Burning Desire Is The Eternal Flame.

Smile, It's Better Than A Poke In The Eye.

Good Ideas Are A Dime A Dozen, Bad Ones Are Free.

Life Is Good When We Think It's Good. Life Is Bad When We Don't Think.

Desperation Is Like Stealing From The Mafia: You Stand A Good Chance Of Attracting The Wrong Attention.

Change Occurs In Direct Proportion To Dissatisfaction, But Dissatisfaction Never Changes.