But Champagne Is Not Drinking.

I Wonder Why It Is, That Young Men Are Always Cautioned Against Bad Girls. Anyone Can Handle A Bad Girl. It's The Good Girls Men Should Be Warned Against.

Keep The Circus Going Inside You, Keep It Going, Don't Take Anything Too Seriously, It'll All Work Out In The End.

I've Been Lucky Enough To Win An Oscar, Write A Best-seller - My Other Dream Would Be To Have A Painting In The Louvre. The Only Way That's Going To Happen Is If I Paint A Dirty One On The Wall Of The Gentlemen's Lavatory.

Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke, But Don't Tell Me That My Choice Of Cravat Is Wrong.

Old Age Has Got To Start Creeping Up On Me One Day Soon, And Frankly I'm Very Scared. I Don't Want To Be Old. I've Always Felt So Young. And I Want To Stay That Way.