But I Am A Just Man, Even

My Hour For Tea Is Half-past Five, And My Buttered Toast Waits For Nobody.

Husbands And Wives Talk Of The Cares Of Matrimony, And Bachelors And Spinsters Bear Them.

The Law Will Argue Any Thing, With Any Body Who Will Pay The Law For The Use Of Its Brains And Its Time.

There Are Three Things That None Of The Young Men Of The Present Generation Can Do.they Can't Sit Over Their Wine;they Can't Play At Wist;and They Can't Pay A Lady A Compliment.

I Roused Myself From The Book Which I Was Dreaming Over Rather Than Reading, And Left My Chambers To Meet The Cool Night Air In The Suburbs.