But I’m Just Going To Be Out

(men Without Ambition Are Boring) And That Attitude, Mistress, Is Why The Females Of Your Kind Continue To Struggle For Equality. And Why They Continue To Fail.

I Found The Candles—atrocious Air Freshening Ones That Smelled Like Fake Pine.

Because There Is No Greater Evil Than Ignorance And The Destruction Of Genius. Ignorance Has Been Responsible For More Death, More Bigotry, And More Sin Than Any Other Force. It Is The Destroyer Of Mankind.

Plus, I Was About To Spend Six Weeks With Christian Ozera. He Was Sarcastic, Difficult, And Made Jokes About Everything. Actually, He Was A Lot Like Me. It Was Going To Be A Long Six Weeks.

And Here I Thought You Had A Soft Spot For Reckless Young Girls.