But I’m Living Proof You Don’t Have

Okay, Yeah, He Staggered Back And Fell Into The Condiments. Big Deal. There Wasn't Any Blood. I Didn't Even Get Him In The Face. He Saw My Fist Coming, And At The Last Minute He Ducked, So Instead Of Punching Him In The Nose, Like I Intended, I Ended Up Punching Him In The Neck. I Highly Doubt It Even Left A Bruise.

I Was In Love With Scott Bennett. That I Had Been In Love With Him My Whole Life, Practically.

I Was The Kind Of Kid Who Couldn't Really Stop Making Up Stories During Class. I Didn't Do Very Well Academically Because I Was Always Drawing These Little Doodles In The Margins Of My Notebooks And I Wasn't Bringing Home The Best Grades.

Oh My God, She Said Are You Going To Be Reasonable About This?

Lilly Says I Have An Overactive Imagination And A Pathological Need To Invent Drama In My Life.