But I'm Not To Be Caught With

It Is Quiet Here And Restful And The Air Is Delicious. There Are Gardens Everywhere And Police Spies Lie In The Bushes. There Are Nightingales In Every Garden, But Police Spies Only In Mine, I Think. They Sit Under My Windows In The Darkness Of The Night And Try To Get A Glimpse Of How I Spread Sedition In Russia.

To Speak The Truth Is The Most Difficult Of All Arts, For In Its "pure" Form, Not Connected With The Interests Of Individuals, Groups, Classes, Or Nations, Truth Is Almost Completely Unsuitable For Use By The Philistine And Is Unacceptable To Him.

Two Forces Are Succesfully Influencing The Education Of A Cultivated Man: Art And Science. Both Are United In The Book.

Politics Is Something Similar To The Lower Physiological Functions, With The Unpleasant Difference That Political Functions Are Unavoidably Carried Out In Public.

What I'd Like Is To Meet A Man I Could Take Off My Hat To And Say: "thank You For Having Got Born, And The Longer You Live The Better.