But I'm Real Conscious About What I

I Would Love To Play Magnum P.i.

Federal Prison, If You Get Any Of It, You're Going To Have To Do 85% Of It. And The Reason Why I Called It That Is Because I Had A Friend Who Got Sent To The Federal Joint And His Whole... It Wasn't About Him Being In Jail. He Cried About The 85%.

The Whole Miami Heat Team Is My Least My Favorite Athlete. Why? Because They Keep Beating My Pacers.

I Used To Be A Dusty Little Child.

I Left Indiana, And I Ain't Been Back Since. I've Been Doing Comedy And Paying My Bills.