But I Married A Guy Who Treated

Only A Couple Of Times Have I Ever Been To Church And Felt Enlightened By It.

Sure, I've Had Some Bad Times, But Everybody Does. But People Don't Get To Talk About Them Like I Do, Unless They Do To A Therapist. People Don't Get To Put Them In The Paper Like I Do.

Complaining Is Good For You As Long As You're Not Complaining To The Person You're Complaining About.

If I Was In Love With Someone, I Would Get Their Picture Out Of The School Yearbook And Do Portraits. If I Was Curious About Sex, I Would Draw Pictures Of It. There Were No Books For Me To Look At. Then I Would Go Find My Father's Matches To Burn The Paper.

Mom And Dad Would Stay In Bed On Sunday Morning, But The Kids Would Have To Go To Church.