But I Really Believe That If You

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.

I Think There Are Still Words You Can't Use In Family Entertainment That You Can Use In A Sitcom Today.

Cell Phones Have Gotten So Small, You Can't Tell Who's A Cell Phone User And Who's A Schizophrenic.

A Collison Is What Happens When Two Motorists Go After The Same Pedestrian.