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You See, It's Really Quite Simple. A Simile Is Just A Mode Of Comparison Employing 'as' And 'like' To Reveal The Hidden Character Or Essence Of Whatever We Want To Describe, And Through The Use Of Fancy, Association, Contrast, Extension, Or Imagination, To Enlarge Our Understanding Or Perception Of Human Experience And Observation.

The Mathemagician Nodded Knowingly And Stroked His Chin Several Times. “you’ll Find,” He Remarked Gently, “that The Only Thing You Can Do Easily Is Be Wrong, And That’s Hardly Worth The Effort.

Freedom Is Not A License For Chaos.

And Some Looked Even More Like Each Other Than They Did Like Themselves.

Have You Ever Heard A Blindfolded Octopus Unwrap A Cellophane-covered Bathtub?