. . . But Mostly, Given Another

Everyone I Talked To Was A Recording-the Bank, The Elevator, Your Office, The School, A Wrong Number. You Used To Be Able To Call A Wrong Number And Get A Person.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Myths That Need Clarification: "everyone In California Lives On A White, Sandy Beach." False. The Only People Who Live On California Beaches Are Vacationers From Arizona, Utah, And Nevada Who Own Condos.

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.