. . . But Mostly, Given Another

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

Making Coffee Has Become The Great Compromise Of The Decade. It's The Only Thing "real" Men Do That Doesn't Seem To Threaten Their Masculinity. To Women, It's On The Same Domestic Entry Level As Putting The Spring Back Into The Toilet-tissue Holder Or Taking A Chicken Out Of The Freezer To Thaw.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.