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I Don't Know Anything About Angola, But Angola's In Trouble.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.

I Remember Sitting Down With The Rockets And Saying, 'yeah. I'm Going To Retire.' They Said, 'well, We'll Give You $9 Million.' And I Said, 'you Got A Pen On You?'