But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

There Isn't A Particle Of You That I Don't Know, Remember, And Want.