But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

Though The Fact That They Have To Be Rebuilt And Frequently Mortgaged To The Hilt Is Inclined To Take The Gilt Off The Gingerbread, And Certainly Damps The Fun Of The Eldest Son.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

The Theatre Should Be Treated With Respect. The Theatre Is A Wonderful Place, A House Of Strange Enchantment, A Temple Of Illusion. What It Most Emphatically Is Not And Never Will Be Is A Scruffy, Ill-lit, Fumed-oak Drill Hall Serving As A Temporary Soap Box For Political Propaganda.