Butcher Boy, Damn It, Butcher Boy.

He Can Run, Steal Bases, Throw, Hit For Average, And Hit With Power Like I've Never Seen. Just Don't Put Him At Shortstop.

Stay Away From Drugs And Alcohol. Listen To Your Moms And Dads. In This Great Country Of Ours You Do Whatever You Set Your Mind To. Make Us Proud Of You.

I Leaned On Him For Support When I Got Out Of The Cab, And He Just Crumpled To The Ground. That's How We Found Out.

I Don't Know Why Roger (maris) Isn't In The Hall Of Fame. To Me, He Was As Good As There Ever Was.

Billy (martin) Wasn't Afraid Of Anything.