By 40, All Women Are Amazing.

When I Pass A Flowering Zucchini Plant In A Garden, My Heart Skips A Beat.

I Don't Know Who Decided That Skinny Was More Appealing Than Not Skinny. It Seems Arbitrary.

I Love Men, Even Though They're Lying, Cheating Scumbags.

I Was A Fool. I Had No Idea What I Was Getting Myself Into. But I Have To Say, It's Been Incredibly Rewarding And I Learn So Much Every Day.

I Just Had A Baby. I'm Not Going To Work Unless It's Something Really Special And Meaningful, Because I Can't Imagine Missing All That Time With My Daughter.