By My Rambling Digressions I Perceive Myself

Be Not Niggardly Of What Costs Thee Nothing, As Courtesy, Counsel, & Countenance.

Eat What You Like, But Dress For Other People.

When You Incline To Have New Clothes, Look First Well Over The Old Ones, And See If You Cannot Shift With Them Another Year, Either By Scouring, Mending, Or Even Patching If Necessary. Remember, A Patch On Your Coat, And Money In Your Pocket, Is Better And More Creditable, Than A Writ On Your Back, And No Money To Take It Off.

Do Good To Your Friends To Keep Them, To Your Enemies To Win Them.

Here's To Our Beloved George Washington, The Joshua Of America, Who Commanded The Sun And The Moon To Stand Still - And They Obeyed.