By The Time I Came To L.a.

I'll Say This: The Media Wasn't Invited To My Marriage, And They're Definitely Not Invited Into The Divorce.

We Started Training A Month Before The Movie Started And Then By Five Months In, We Were At Our Peak Shape.

Everyone Thinks Their Baby Is A Genius. People Find It Delightfully Refreshing When I Tell Them, My Baby? Totally Average. Like, 100 Percent Average.

The ‘friend Zone’ Is Like The Penalty Box Of Dating, Only You Can Never Get Out. Once A Girl Decides You’re Her ‘friend,’ It’s Game Over. You’ve Become A Complete Non-sexual Entity In Her Eyes, Like Her Brother, Or A Lamp.

We've All Had That Moment Where The Agent Thought He Hit Hold. You Hear It's Like Hamburger Hill In The Background.