By The Time I Was Ready For

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Life, You Can Fix It.

The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl Until Later In Life. High School, College, Everyone Still Wants The Brooding, Dangerous Guy You Shouldn't Have.

I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell In A Movie - Heck, I Would Love It. It Would Be My Dream Role.

I Think A Lot Of The Instincts You Have Doing Comedy Are Really The Same For Doing Drama, In That It's Essentially About Listening. The Way I Approach Comedy, Is You Have To Commit To Everything As If It's A Dramatic Role, Meaning You Play It Straight.