By The Way, Is There Anything Sadder

The Ones That Hurt The Most Always Say The Least.

Face It Girls. I'm Older And I Have More Insurance.

Daddy Gave Me Real Useful Information To Protect Me In The Real World. If Anyone Hits Me, I'm Not To Hit Them Back. I Wait Until Their Back Is Turned, Then Hit Them In The Head With A Brick.

By The Way, Is There Anything Sadder Than Toys On A Grave?

It Was A Stretch To Imagine That Barbara Walters Might Want To Give It All Up For Ed Couch, But Evelyn Tried Her Hardest. Of Course, Even Though She Was Not Religious, It Was A Comfort To Know That The Bible Backed Her Up In Being A Doormat.