Can't Is For Pussies.

The Software Program For Motherhood Is Impossible To Fully Download Into The Male Brain. You Give Them Two Tasks And They're Like, 'i Have To Change The Baby And Get The Dry Cleaning?'

A Mother Of A One-year-old Boy Is A Movie Star In A World Without Critics.

No Man Would Ever Use Both Hands To Hold A Cup Of Tea, Unless He Was One Day's March From The South Pole, With One Chum Dead In The Snow, Dogs All Eaten And Six Fingers About To Drop Off. And Even Then He Would Look Around The Empty Tent To Check, In Case Anybody Thought It Was Girly.

My Ideals Told Me That Men And Women Could Both Go Out To Work And Be Truly Equal. My Children Told Me Something More Complicated, Something I Really Didn't Want To Hear. Their Need For Me Was Like The Need For Water Or Light: It Had A Devastating Simplicity To It.

God Probably Thinks It’s Worth Giving A Sense Of Humor Only To Those Of Us Who Have To Laugh At All The Rubbish Bits That Are Wrong With Us.