Can't Is For Pussies.

The Great Thing About Unrequited Love Is It's The Only Kind That Lasts.

When You're Young Your Mother Shields You From The World Because She Thinks You're Too Young To Understand, And When She's Old You Shield Her Because She's Too Old To Understand - Or To Have Any More Understanding Inflicted Upon Her. The Curve Of Life Goes: Want To Know, Know, Don't Want To Know.

Children Are The Proof We've Been Here . . . They're Where We Go To When We Die. They're The Best Thing And The Most Impossible Thing, But There's Nothing Else . . . Life Is A Riddle And They Are The Answer. If There's Any Answer, It Has To Be Them.

God Probably Thinks It’s Worth Giving A Sense Of Humor Only To Those Of Us Who Have To Laugh At All The Rubbish Bits That Are Wrong With Us.

I Don't Believe For A Minute That Women Really Want To Be Understood By Men.