Can't Win Without Talent, You Know.

God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.

We Rush For The Stars As We Crawl Toward Our Graves.

The Next Time I Will Cry Is When I Die. My Life Has Been That Beautiful.

Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At Home That Dominates Him.