Canada, As You Know, Is A Major

What I Look Forward To Is Continued Immaturity Followed By Death.

Dogsled-riding Is A Sport That Is Relaxing As Well As Fragrant.

There Shall Be A National Anthem Containing Incomprehensible Words And A High Note That Normal Humans Cannot Hit Without Risk Of Hernia.

It Would Be Hard To Conceive Of Any Activity More Useless Than Stamp Collecting.

This Is True; Virtually All Edible Substances, And Many Automotive Products, Are Now Marketed As Being Low-fat Or Fat-free. Americans Are Obsessed With Fat Content.